conversation between A & B:

b: I have to have my dress hemmed.

a: so it's long?! wait? is it?

b: yeah and I need to have a bustle added to my dress.

a: a brussel? like brussel sprouts? you're wearing a brussel sprout dress?!?!

b: no bustle! BUSTLE! B-U-S-T-L-E! you know - I gotta get a poof in the back..

a: oh! so it doesn't drag the ground! why didn't you just say that?