Every Woman Should...

Every woman should...
know how to use a stick shift;
a plunger;
understand the difference between don’t tell a soul and don’t tell a soul I mean it; know her mind;
change it;
have protection handy;
but not too handy;
use special china;
and special underwear;
for no special reason;
over commit;
come through;
refuse to do it again;
do it again;
be able to discuss 1st and 10;
have better things to do;
set boundaries;
go camping;
grow something;
dance crazy all alone;
stare at the phone;
get dressed in 5 minutes;
be a princess;
get over it;
believe in the perfect man;
get over it;
read;
walk;
flirt;
shock;
listen;
sing;
thank God;
be single and like it;
a lot;
raise a child;
or not;
see a wrinkle and be reminded of her youth;
not her age.